Shut Up Internet! - I have a hemorrhoid…and Cartman has his own theme...

I'm Zack Shapiro. Montel Williams once helped me out with a nosebleed. I'm in college. I like to play on the internet, write, longboard and take pictures. On the side, I work for punknews. I had a fortune cookie once. It said I would get some new clothes. It was right.

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