Zuckerber?

Attention all Facebook members.
Facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,
There have been many members complaining that Facebook
is becoming very slow.Record shows that the reason is
that there are too many non-active Facebook members
And on the other side too many new Facebook members.
We will be sending this messages around to see if the
Members are active or not,If you’re active please send
to 15 other users using Copy+Paste to show that you are active
Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks,
The user will be deleted without hesitation to create more space,
If Facebook is still overpopulated we kindly ask for donations but until then send this message to all your friends and make sure you send
this message to show me that youre active and not deleted.

Founder of Facebook
Mark Zuckerber

Attention good people of Tumblr: Facebook has waaaay too many members and needs you to send this to all of the people you can to make sure that your account doesn’t get deleted. One of the most popular sites in an extremely technological world needs you to forward and resend this chain letter so they can see that you’re using their site and not idling some account. It takes up space people, come on!

Most of all, Mark Zuckerber wants to make sure that everyone knows he dropped the G off of the end of his last name, kind of like Tumblr doesn’t use the E. It takes up space. Facebook and its founder don’t like things that take up space. So make sure you forward and tell all of your friends, you don’t want all of those people that you didn’t actually talk to in high school to be out of your life forever.