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I'm Zack Shapiro. I'm creative and passionate across a variety of disciplines. I'm a journalist and the Social Media Outreach Editor at the CU Independent. I'm also a musician and songwriter photographer, die hard sports fan, Internet enthusiast, interviewer for Punknews, observer, commentator, and student.


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    Zuckerber?

    Attention all Facebook members.
    Facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,
    There have been many members complaining that Facebook
    is becoming very slow.Record shows that the reason is
    that there are too many non-active Facebook members
    And on the other side too many new Facebook members.
    We will be sending this messages around to see if the
    Members are active or not,If you’re active please send
    to 15 other users using Copy+Paste to show that you are active
    Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks,
    The user will be deleted without hesitation to create more space,
    If Facebook is still overpopulated we kindly ask for donations but until then send this message to all your friends and make sure you send
    this message to show me that youre active and not deleted.

    Founder of Facebook
    Mark Zuckerber

    Attention good people of Tumblr: Facebook has waaaay too many members and needs you to send this to all of the people you can to make sure that your account doesn’t get deleted. One of the most popular sites in an extremely technological world needs you to forward and resend this chain letter so they can see that you’re using their site and not idling some account. It takes up space people, come on!

    Most of all, Mark Zuckerber wants to make sure that everyone knows he dropped the G off of the end of his last name, kind of like Tumblr doesn’t use the E. It takes up space. Facebook and its founder don’t like things that take up space. So make sure you forward and tell all of your friends, you don’t want all of those people that you didn’t actually talk to in high school to be out of your life forever.