A New Life Goal

I have a new life goal that I’ve been thinking about for a few weeks now. I’ve decided it’s the right direction for my life:

My life’s goal is to be sponsored by Capri Sun. Somehow, I want whatever I do to be branded by Capri Sun. I want my fridge stocked; I want lifetime supplies. I want my work to say “By Zack, sponsored by Capri Sun.” 

It’s just that their juice is so good how could you not love this idea. I may not ever be able to turn into a mound of silver liquid and fly around outside but drinking their delicious beverage whenever I want is good enough.