Did I Just Insult Lance Armstrong?

• Erin: Do you have a tripod?
• Me: Yeah, why?
• Erin: That's just what I use for my long exposures so the background stays focused and only the lights move.
• Me: That'd be impossible if I was just holding the camera. It'd be way too shaky.
• Me: Shaky Malakey, as my football coach used to say.
• Erin: Hence the reason for me asking you if you had a tripod.
• Me: I considered making a penis joke but I fought off the urge.
• Erin: I figured you would.
• Me: I overcame; I'm the Lance Armstrong of penis jokes.
• Me: I think I just insulted Lance.