Oh John McCain. You would think that in your old age you would be wise enough to know that the young black man promising hope to a Republican-sick country is going to win the election. I’m sure you think this comeback is possible, Senator McCain, because you’re a stubborn old white man who refuses to conform to a new style of politics. You’re still playing the same game that was played in the 40’s, 50’s, and 60’s. Too bad in 2008 that won’t work.

On top of that, when the media finally reports that you called your wife a cunt in 1992 no self-respecting woman will vote for you, leading them all to Obama. You’ll have middle America while Obama will have women, blacks, Jews, East and West Coasters, and other minorities voting for him. The “comeback” isn’t really going to happen but whatever you have to tell yourself to help little Johnny McCain sleep at night, do it.