Fuck Entertainment Tonight

ET breaks the news that comedian George Carlin has died from heart failure. (Source)

Really?! Entertainment Tonight wasn’t content with telling us a comedy legend had just died? They had to throw an “ET EXCLUSIVE” in there. You selfish pricks. The greatest comedian the world has ever seen just passed away and you just haaad to throw a “first post!” in there didn’t you. Fuck yourself Entertainment Tonight.

The ironic thing is, Carlin would have just wanted something simple. He would have laughed at them and probably called them “cock suckers” for their need to stick their footprint in an article about someones passing.

Carlin, I’m gonna miss you, man. It sucks that these selfish ET cunts had to insert themselves into your passing. You will be truly, truly missed.